What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Dr No

How do I become an intelligent man?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How do I complain on a boy coming to marriage with me without my involvement despite no connection with him though he had an illegal affair?

Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do flat earthers exist?

Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Is crossdressing being a transvestite?

Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The International Boxing Association said that Khelif and Lin competing in Paris Olympics were disqualified from the tournament for testing positive for XY chromosomes which give an unfair advantage in the women’s division. What do you think?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

When was you wife swapping fantasy started?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

At what point did you realize it was the right time to leave your job?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

If everyone hates censorship so much, why do those “censorship-free” alternative social media sites always fail?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

From Russia With Love

What is your review of the Redmi 9A? Is it worth buying?